Maybe we need to up our previewing skills...

The other night we were watching Grease on TV. Julia loved it and was upset when I made her go to bed before it was over. We recorded it on the DVR but the very next morning our DVR went to electronic heaven and we had to go to the cable company and get a new box.

Long story shorter.... we bought the movie. It's PG, and I've seen the movie about 25 times and although it has some questionable content I figured it would be ok for Julia.

HOW WRONG WAS I???

So... Greased Lightning starts out.... I of course am singing along...

Why this car is automatic

It's systematic

It's hydromatic

Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads oh yeah

(Keep talking whoa keep talking)

A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah

(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)

With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door

You know that ain't no shit

we'll be getting lots of ti *t

In Grease Lightning

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm what????? I somehow don't remember that part!!

Go grease lightning

you're burning up the quarter mile

(Grease lightning go grease lightning)

Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial

You are supreme

the chicks'll crea*m for grease lightning

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

WHAT????? What???? You mean it isn't The chicks'll SCREAM?

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins oh yeah

A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins oh yeah

With new pistons, plugs, and shocks

I can get off my rocks

You know that I ain't bragging she's a real p* ssy wagon

Grease lightning

HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry - I don't remember this at all... Sandra Dee would not approve. I'm no prude - but PG? I'm not sure I want my 8 year old walking around singing this...