Diarrhea song...

Don't worry - I'm not going into details as to why this song has made a fantastic entrance into our home - but suffice it to say - it's here. I know after this I will have lost that tiny crumb of respect for me that you were previously clinging to...

SO - let me know what other lyrics I'm missing.

When you're climbing up the ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

It runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

When you're walking down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into first
and you feel your stomach burst
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)

When you're pants are full of foam
and you're heading into home
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) Diarrhea (cha cha cha)