"BLINDED BY THE SPRITE"

Actual conversation at the dinner table tonight - just about verbatim

Julia - "aww man, I just got Sprite in my eyes", wiping her face profusely (I might add she had marker on her hand - so it is now painting her face blue with each wipe) "now I'm gonna be sticky from it"

Dan - "does your eye hurt?"

Julia "I'm blinded by the Sprite"

Dan "You should write a song about that"

Julia "about Sprite?"

Dan "yes, about Sprite... never mind"

Me "This is definitely going into my blog"

Julia "A Sprite Blog?, with my name in it?"

:)