(megaphone noise) "MA'AM, PUT DOWN THE GINGERBREAD MEN COOKIES AND STEP AWAY FROM THE PUMPKIN DIP."
woman with frantic eyes grabs bag of cookies and cradles bowl of dip with other hand
"YOU MUST STEP AWAY. PUT DOWN THE DIP MA'AM!"
woman dips cookies into pumpkin dip and shoves remaining cookies in her mouth and then makes a mad dash for the back door.
COOKIE POLICE TACKLES WOMAN
woman smiles as she swallows last mouthful of cookie.
"I can go now, ta ta"