- People use the following words TOO often
*Utero, Uterus, Ute
- Pee is no longer a single stream - but flows in many, many directions all at once
- Speaking of Pee - you have to do it ALL the time
- People want to touch your belly, and I do NOT have that cute little pregnant belly - I have a fat woman with a bigger belly - belly.
- People expect you to be able to do MATH - I'm supposed to time contractions... from beginning to end and from beginning to beginning - or is it end to beginning... and then I'm supposed to remember how long they've been doing that. Yeah right. And I'm supposed to figure out whether they are REAL contractions or just pretend (those fun BH ones), and a plan of attack to get them to stop.